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"Nothing is impossible! Didn't you read the little train that could? Ok so maybe that was a bad example. Trains can't love or hate, feel pain or joy, they can't even breathe they're trains! But the point in that damn train had to lug ♥♥♥♥ uphill both ways and it did! So if I keep saying "I think I can I think I can" maybe one day I'll be able to read minds!!! Then I'll be the big badass train!" - ODurren

Dear Kat,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our bromance is over. I think I realized it when you smacked mah bonesss and I saw you sit on the pokemon toothbrush in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that the middle-east is planning their attack. I'm returning the condoms to you, but I'll keep the neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm off to lead my new life as a lemon.
-Elise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTFqnDpuvE