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44 of 50 (88%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 11:10am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 11:54am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 8:40pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 7:44pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 8:22pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 6:44am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 7:38am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 7:37am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 7:51am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 11:06am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 7:37am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 7:37am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 9:13am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 7:38am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 7:40am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 11:47am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 11:50am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 10:57am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2019 @ 10:28am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2019 @ 5:25am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.