JubJub
Jub Jub   Massachusetts, United States
 
 
⚜️ Jub Jub ⚜️
The name so nice you say it twice.


• Founder and Leader :hromecaesar: of SPQR :lr_rome: in Guns of Icarus Online :pilot:.

• Team Captain of GoI competitive teams Holy Roman Army and Praetorians, coach of the Centurions :RyseHelmet::hromehelmet::Roman:.

• "Pilot Boy" in War Thunder :sgsr_plane: :sgsr_pilot:

• Kerillian Main :bow::vt2:

• Dragon Duelist :Dragonic::MDDRAGON:


You can't be seasoned without :steamsalty:
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LazyPandas 2. mai 2018 kl. 22.24 
The society's attitude to ephebophiles is a result of necromatriarchy

The biological truth is that every time a female ovulates, she's that step closer to being reproductively dead. Unlike men, females have a finite supply of ovulae, and they are literally dying a bit every time they ovulate.

But of course the age of consent laws were lobbied for by reproductively dead women (hence, necromatriarchy), and their sole point is to brainwash men into necrophilia, and to stigmatize and outlaw the natural male sexuality that is attracted to living females.

Mark my words, it wouldn't be long until the gradual rising of the age of consent ends up around 40-50 years so those reproductively dead females like Shillary and those who vote for her have their chance at a necrophiliac ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the brainwashed betas.
LazyPandas 10. mars 2018 kl. 17.39 
In October 2001, Jub Jub met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, ♥♥♥♥♥", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, he became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
LazyPandas 26. jan. 2018 kl. 2.03 
I like the Roman Empire. It is my favorite ancient polity.

When it wins wars and expands, I think to myself "yes"

When ♥♥♥♥♥♥ emperors and barbarian warlords cause it to disintegrate, I think to myself "no"
LazyPandas 18. jan. 2018 kl. 0.47 
Allahu Akbar! My radical Imam came into my room to bring me a plate of Hummus and I literally screamed at him and hit the hummus out of his hand. He started yelling at me, gave me 50 lashes for disrespecting him, and threatened to throw me off a building if I kept acting so haram. He glared at me as I sat shivering in the corner and then he left, closing the door behind him. I'm so distressed and starving from Ramadan right now that I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my Imam but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like going on a suicide mission. I want the whole world to be Muslim. I want to be a good, faithful servant to Islam and get my 72 virgins in heaven.
LazyPandas 7. des. 2017 kl. 0.36 
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare
LazyPandas 6. des. 2017 kl. 23.11 
One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.