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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 12:06am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 11:39pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 10:10pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2015 @ 7:11pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2015 @ 5:52pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2015 @ 5:17pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2015 @ 3:27pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked May 1, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 12:04am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2014 @ 9:53pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked May 1, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2015 @ 5:33pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 7:16pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2015 @ 6:14pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 6:24pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 7:47pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 7:51pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 12:08am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 10:22pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 7:45pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2015 @ 5:30pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked May 1, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 9:44pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2015 @ 6:36pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2015 @ 9:42pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 11:44pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 11:11pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2015 @ 6:09pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 7:55pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked May 1, 2021 @ 3:38pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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