I’m having the time of my life gooning for 5 hours straight, listening to a “Being and Time” by Martin Heidegger audiobook, and checking my investments in Indian Cashew farms every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. I’m maximizing my potential, climbing the ladder, chasing mad stupid dummy dumb-dumb cheddar, boiadeiro. I’m Nut Pilled and AudioBookmaxxed. What are /YOU/ doing?

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I want to pronounce my love for the blue lobster but I'm too embarrassed and nervous to do it I plan on doing it tonight but I'm scared ill get too nervous and won't be able to say it 😊🥰

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!