The moment you shared Elden Ring through Steam, you unknowingly unleashed a celestial nuke into the Lands Between. That nuke... was me. Emmastiina. Wizard of Mass Destruction. First of Her INT, Smiter of Bosses, Unsubtle Hater of Strength Builds.

Since receiving your divine library blessing, I have:

🔮 Cooked Margit so hard he dropped his staff and picked up a resume.
🔮 Force-fed Rennala a family-sized Comet Azur until she started calling me "Mommy Primeval".
🔮 Turned Radahn into stardust AGAIN just for fun. Even his horse said “nah” this time.
🔮 Rolled up to Godrick like “nice arms, mind if I remove all of them?”
🔮 Made Morgott cry actual Erdtree sap from the sheer aura of my intellect.
🔮 Walked into Farum Azula and told the Beast Clergyman “you’re not Him.”
🔮 Facetanked Malenia’s Waterfowl Dance and lived—not because I’m strong, but because I’m BUILT DIFFERENT.

0iq noob

+rep pretty good player

nice mate

Whoa, calm down there cowboy

♥♥♥♥ you I hate you Stuart you disgusting rodent. You have torn my family apart and now my parents are getting divorced because you couldn't help putting your tiny little rat ♥♥♥♥ inside my mother

♥♥♥♥ YOU I hope you rot in hell Stuart I'm only 9 and I shouldn't be dealing with these issues at my age. My dad has a shotgun and he said he'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eviscerate your little rat intestines.

I hate you, ♥♥♥♥ you.