Wait, am I your dream guide?

I had my first real lucid dream. (The very first one lasted like 5 seconds) but this one I was able to control and was very vivid. I asked for my dream guide and he appeared. He had a very long grey beard with a kind of wizard hat. I asked him for some advice and whatnot and before you know it, I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him.

Now listen, I’m not gay. I was super horny in the dream and couldn’t help it. How can I apologize to him?

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

i am not gay , but 20 dollar is 20 dollar

I heard a rumor that you can sell me my sanity back?