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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:44pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 1:47pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:02pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 11:38am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 5:05pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:29am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:33am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 6:16pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 6:40pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 10:51am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 11:03am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 9:06pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:41am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 1:47pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 7:49pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 12:07am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 6:32pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:24pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 8:05pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:46pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 4:38pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 7:49pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 10:29am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 6:23pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 6:12pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 8:50pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:35am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 9:16pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 5:52pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 2:00pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked May 19 @ 4:43pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 10:42pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:36am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked May 19 @ 5:12pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 5:07pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 8:11pm



I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2,640 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+4

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