Jay Luís
Portugal
 
 
The Hulk Poops Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

I'm a professional idiot born and raised in Portugal, which is next to Spain, which is next to France, which is next to the rest of Europe .
Professional summer ice skater. I love all people and the swedis. I like to roleplay. My favorite roleplay is pretending the world isn't falling apart and that I'm gonna die of old age. Life is like a box of chocolates that you forgot in the car for 5 days and ate anyways.
I can speak English, Portuguese (of course), Spanish and pretend to speak French e un poco de italiano with-a hands and-a accent

Please help me commit tax fraud by donating to my paypal account.

I'm either amazing or terrible with different games. Depends if I'm sober

Favourite games:
»Garry's Mod
»Payday 2
»Mafia 1 and 2
»Fallout 4
»Godfater 2
»Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
»Hotline Miami 1 and 2
»RDR2

I would work more on the description, but never felt like it

Sexiest thing I've ever said: "I will ride you like a minecraft pig."

People who make me cry
Akii
PsychoKeeper
Not Spanish Jose
Escona
Dauerblau

Seriously, I could use some cash
Currently Offline
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Simões Jul 2, 2018 @ 1:01pm 
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Akii Jul 20, 2017 @ 1:55pm 
This may sound like im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Google it if you want. Essentially i dont get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So i need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons.
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No Way Jose Jun 1, 2017 @ 3:08pm 
just the tip


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Jay Luís May 28, 2017 @ 11:20am 
♥♥♥♥ off you swedish midget
Akii May 28, 2017 @ 8:10am 
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.