Recent reviews by jalovitrue

Naaah

The masterpiece that started it all.
It has space, futuristic tech, lazor, robotic suit, aliens to try those lazors on.
What can you expect more?

BEWARE - DO NOT BE FOOLED - THIS GAME IS HIDING IT'S REAL TITLE

THE REAL TITLE OF THE GAME IS CALL OF JUAREZ: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION

IN THIS GAME, YOU WILL DIE. A LOT.

WHETHER IT'S FROM ENEMIES OR ENVIRONMENT, YOU WILL DIE. A LOT.

DIFFICULTY DOES NOT MATTER AT THE SLIGHTEST - YOU WILL DIE FROM AROUND 2-3 SHOTS FROM THE ENEMIES

MIGHT AS WELL JUST PLAY IT ON HARDEST ANYWAY, DOES NOT GET THAT DIFFERENT THAN EASIEST DIFFICULTY

AND YOU WILL GET LOST. YOU WILL SPEND A LOT OF YOUR TIME FIGURING WHERE TO GO NEXT

AND THEN DIE SOME MORE.

PLAYED IT ON EASY - THE EASIEST DIFFICULTY AND WAS HOPING TO TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK

IT GAVE ME HELL ON EARTH INSTEAD

KEPT ON GOING EXPECTING IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN TO BE A WALK IN THE PARK

ENDED UP PLAYING A STRAIGHT 8 HOURS OF HELL ON EARTH INSTEAD. AND IT GAVE ME A SORE BACK

BEEN TWO DAYS AND IT'S STILL SORE

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE LAST SEQUENCE. OH NO.

THE GAME HAS A PRETTY GOOD STORYTELLING NONETHELESS

BUT YOU WILL DIE. A LOT. AND GET LOST. A LOT. AND YOU WILL SPEND A LOT OF YOUR TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PROGRESS WITH THE STORY.

CAN ONLY RECOMMEND IT FOR BADASSES OR MASOCHISTS OUT THERE. PLEASE DON'T TRY PLAYING THE GAME AND EXPECTING A WALK IN THE PARK. YOU WILL DIE. A LOT.

IT'S CALL OF JUAREZ: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION AFTER ALL.