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4 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Super fast. Super short. Super fun.
Posted May 7, 2021.
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1,945 people found this review helpful
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1,499.4 hrs on record (1,134.1 hrs at review time)
I've always asked myself, how can people play a game for 1000+ hours and then give it a thumbs down?

Then I played PUBG.

The European servers are in tatters, ruined by cheaters. I log in to 4 or 5 new perm-ban reports each session, but nothing changes. Cheats are readily available and are pre-installed in internet cafes in many parts of the world. Hit the death cam to spectate a HUYATV or DOUYUTV account and watch them 6x spray you with an AK from 100 yards, every shot hitting you in the head.

And it's not, GET GUD or REKT M8 - it's just sad. It takes all of the fun out of the game. I've played for over 1000 hours, I've paid for season passes and I've been promised changes and improvements - it just isn't happening. The devs don't care about about their player base and they don't listen to feedback.

PUBG still offers something other BR games don't and this is the game I want to play. When this game is good, it's probably one of my favourite games ever - certainly the game I've played the most.

I can put up with bugs, I can put up with poor geometry and I can put up with not being the best player at this game. But I can't put up with cheats.

Don't REGION LOCK CHINA, build a better cheat engine. I will happily play against anyone from anywhere in the world, but I don't want to play against cheaters.

It makes me incredibly sad to have to give this game a thumbs down.

:: ...213 hours later... ::
This game is now broken beyond belief. 100% CPU usage, stuttering everywhere (regardless of how good your machine is), cheaters in every single game, complete radio silence from the devs.

Don't bother.
Posted August 5, 2019. Last edited February 22, 2020.
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25 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Game breaking bug on local multiplayer. Turn switches, however the tile select bar at the bottom doesn't change to current player and becomes inusuable. Returning for a refund. Would happily purchase again if bug was fixed.
Posted October 27, 2018.
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29.6 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
I don't know that I have ever both loved and hated a game in equal parts as much as Enter the Gungeon.

Yes it's hard, but the key to beating it is experimentation and effort.

Keep pushing, keep unlocking new items and you can and will beat it. And when you do, the satisfaction is incredible.

Highly recommended if you're looking for a challenge!
Posted May 18, 2016. Last edited November 27, 2016.
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24.9 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
It's a rare thing to find a video game that you lose at nearly every play through and still come away smiling and ready for more.

FTL is one of those games that doesn't come along particularly often and it reminds you that video games can still challenge you to learn, adapt and be open to new strategies -- something that is often forgotten in many modern titles.

Beating it isn't easy, but it will certain make you feel like you earned your victory.
Posted February 5, 2014.
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