WOW does time fly and speaking of flying let's just say I'm gonna make 9/11 look like 8/10 for legal purposes my lawyer suggests I should say this is a joke but I didn't even pay him and I don't think he's even a lawyer

Another year another time I'm going to have to move again. They came close this time but I figured out that they had bugged my lightbulbs and tried to impersonate my mom on the phone frantically asking if I was ok

hey i know it's been a while but i'll be your ride when you're done serving your sentence. fingers crossed you get out on good behavior! ps i did accidentally commit perjury which didnt look good during your trial, dont believe what the media is saying, my bad

you absolute moron, you're not even at your computer hence why I can write this comment without retaliation. I've sent 30 good men to your place of residence. Prepare for fog.

I've begun peeling my skin off as per the instructions you faxed me. I will finally be free from the flesh prison and contact the esoteric Antarctic pyramid dwellers. I have achieved enlightenment, and you can too, random reader. Simply call (248)434-5508 and I will outline your own retribution.

so im back from the hospital again (lol) they said they couldnt refill my prescription (haha) cant wait to see my friends again (the doctors told me not to talk to them but i am anyway haha)

theyve arrived you wont hear from me for a while just follow the instructions i left at 19.231262, -72.156566 do it right now dont worry about the screams just wear earplugs

did my package arrive at your house yet haha? as soon as you get it open it inside immediately and breathe deeply haha it smells good just do it haha

hello?

i havent found milk and cigs yet but give me another 5 years, i cant come within 500ft of children so it's putting a dent in my plans

2020 new year new me, no more going outside, i've burned off my fingertips, but the bats came back

currently watching cops raid my house on live tv but little do they know im actually at the library using their free wifi and water fountain

just got back from my therapist, he told me to stop drinking but that wont stop me from reaching my dream

the nightmares haven't stopped and I've tried everything you've suggested

again, with a more serious tone, ARE YOU MY DAD?

so have your bruises healed yet? mine havent

I forgot what you told me about how to stop my dad from beating me