WOW does time fly and speaking of flying let's just say I'm gonna make 9/11 look like 8/10 for legal purposes my lawyer suggests I should say this is a joke but I didn't even pay him and I don't think he's even a lawyer

Another year another time I'm going to have to move again. They came close this time but I figured out that they had bugged my lightbulbs and tried to impersonate my mom on the phone frantically asking if I was ok

hey i know it's been a while but i'll be your ride when you're done serving your sentence. fingers crossed you get out on good behavior! ps i did accidentally commit perjury which didnt look good during your trial, dont believe what the media is saying, my bad

you absolute moron, you're not even at your computer hence why I can write this comment without retaliation. I've sent 30 good men to your place of residence. Prepare for fog.

I've begun peeling my skin off as per the instructions you faxed me. I will finally be free from the flesh prison and contact the esoteric Antarctic pyramid dwellers. I have achieved enlightenment, and you can too, random reader. Simply call (248)434-5508 and I will outline your own retribution.

so im back from the hospital again (lol) they said they couldnt refill my prescription (haha) cant wait to see my friends again (the doctors told me not to talk to them but i am anyway haha)