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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

[Neil 🏀 enters 🚙 a 👳 motel 🎫 room 💎 in 💚 a 🥞 cheaply-made 🐠 Wolverine 👑 costume] 💎 Neil 🌂 Goldman: 📗 Am 💃 I 📀 late 🍆 for 🐛 the 😺 Q&A? 👾 [Lois, 🔋 nude 🏓 and 💛 made 🐊 up 🚗 like 🍧 Mystique, 🎈 slams 🎁 the 🌳 door 🚘 shut 🎍 behind 👃 her] 💄 Lois: 🕺 Yes, ⛳ but 🐟 you're 🌋 just 👳 in 🥗 time 🎽 for 💗 the ⚡ T&A.

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