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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.3 hrs on record
Posted: Jan 16 @ 2:42am
Updated: Jan 17 @ 2:18am

Update to the new response from the dev:
With greater reach does come greater responsibility which is why I should always be open and clear with my opinions as it would be irresponsible of me to simply pretend everything is amazing and make people spend their money on things that I personally really didn't enjoy. That's why I'm clear about when I don't like something and don't just say "I hate this it's bad" but say "I hate/don't like this, here's why".
Also about the mediocre streamer comments, first of all you don't deny it, second of all I played the game the second it released because as I said, I've been looking forward to this game for years. I was the only prominent streamer who had played it at that time. It was also one of my greatest complaints: how tedious the finale of the game was. So it was very clearly about me. Pretending that it's not to somehow go "gotcha, this streamer is self centered he thinks everything is about him" is simply pathetic.
For the record, it's obviously not a big insult, it's just completely unwarranted and out of pocket to mention it on your own steam store in a response to someone else. That is not remotely on the same level as just reviewing a game as you are playing it. I know you are passionate because you want this game to be amazing. It's simply my opinion that it's not.

Response to the dev message below:
You must have watched a completely different stream by accident cause there was no mockery or hate. Simply a disappointed fan who waited for the game for two years only to be sorely disappointed for all the reasons I described here and in my end of stream review. Me saying I despise the final boss and then explaining why is not hate, that's criticism and review. Similar for other things I didn't like, I said I didn't like them and explained why. You calling me a "mediocre streamer" in another reply because I didn't like your game is hate. Me explaining in detail why I didn't like something as a response to a product I bought with my own money is called a review. You seem to think that is hate which is disappointing.

Also you might have been scammed if you think non of the art is AI because the photos in the apartment and the eyeballs in the painting puzzle are clearly AI. There are many asset packs online you can buy that are full of AI art without disclosing it. That's why you should educate yourself so you don't end up accidentally spreading AI art in a story about a struggling artist.

Furthermore blaming the player for getting stuck on a slow paced boss fight that is objectively tedious to replay if you die is silly. Similarly for the puzzles. I barely got stuck outside of the last puzzle because of (imo) weird UI design that put me on the wrong foot.

Taking criticism is hard but deflecting everything as "game is not your thing" is not promising.

ORIGINAL REVIEW:
The demo was great, I don't know how we got here.

The game starts of with an excruciatingly slow lore dump about stuff that literally never comes back in the rest of the game. At the time I gave it the benefit of the doubt but now I'm extra confused why the pacing was so weird.

The story is (in part) about a mother who loses her ability to do art because she becomes a mother and gets sick. Yet the game is full of AI art which almost has to be parody but I don't believe that. Also in case the dev sees this you are required to disclose AI use on the steam store with the new disclosure feature. I don't see any info on the steam store. Disappointing.

Gameplay wise you solve a handful of puzzles and are done with the story. Which wouldn't have been an issue if it all didn't move so slow. Everything in this game seems to scream "listen to our story it's so important and special" by making all the story animations super slow. It's the definition of "pretentious".

It all culminates in a final boss fight that's truly baffling to me. It is a three phase boss, but every phase is the exact same. Also the boss does random attacks and one of the attacks spawns many mines around the arena, which can make it quite literally unplayable if you get that attack a few times in a row. The mines also don't go away between phases and if you die you start all over. Everything in the boss fight moves so slow. A pipe slowly goes down from the ceiling, you click it, then it slowly goes back up. If you don't beat this first try by luck you'll be sitting there watching the pipe slowly go up and down forever until you lose your mind.

TL;DR this game does not respect your time and if you respect yours I don't recommend it.
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Developer response:
Super Poopsy  [developer] Posted: Jan 17 @ 12:04am
Update (last one, as far as I'm concerned):

What I find extremely ironic is how I commented about a 'mediocre streamer' on an obvious fake-review well BEFORE you had even posted yours and yet, even if your name wasn't ever mentioned there or anywhere else, you seem to believe it HAS to be about you. I wonder why.
Also 'mediocre' apparently is an insult now and a form of hate, interesting... I find the adjective to be on the same level as 'tedious' but apparently you seem to believe criticism can only be one-directional and when it's applied to you it must be hateful.
Talking about criticism, I think I'm old enough to be able to separate constructive one from the rest of the noise, after all I haven't spent a second arguing on all the other negative reviews that popped up and probably will, nor I plan to.
The only reason why I felt discussing the matter with you is because you are a prominent streamer and as such you come from a position of power: anything you say will resonate on your viewers, you have a greater responsibility than some on how you express your opinions and blatant mockery on a video is only gonna generate 100x more mockery. Just because it doesn't affect you directly, doesn't mean it won't have consequences on others. Ironically, the showcase of such power has already manifested in your review being magically boosted and a bunch of people parroting your words on other platforms, yet apparently I'm the villain in all this. Cool.


Original response:

Although I have zero problems with people not liking the game (it's absolutely not for everybody and I'm ok with that) I think there's a well defined line between criticism and mockery.

I happened to fully watch your playthrough, whose tone very often felt like a really unjustified personal attack, as if I or my game had deeply offended you and deserved as much ridicule as possible.

Yet, from my perspective, my general impression of your playthrough was equally questionable: struggling with lots of puzzles, spending way too long on a very simple boss fight, interpreting every single event in the game in the most literal, basic sense yet criticizing it as as an unlikely narrative expert.

Not a good look, I'm not gonna lie.

Anyway, I agree the game is indeed slow, but so was the demo. It's a narrative-driven puzzle game with a relaxed pace and it's never been advertised as anything more than that: if you don't care about the narrative or puzzles and only expect it to be entertaining for your viewers, you're probably not the best candidate to enjoy it.
Moreover, there's no AI anywhere: not in the art, not in the writing, simply nowhere... which is also why a single episode took years to make and not a couple of weeks. I made art for 35 years and now -thanks to AI- I have to deal with shit like this on a daily basis.
Finally, the game is amply advertised as episodic, yet you seemed to only realize that 10 seconds before closing the stream, after rambling for an extensive amount of time about a supposedly faulty narrative that not only flew way above your head, but of which you really don't have the means to fully understand yet, as it's obviously meant to be developed and eventually resolved in the following episodes. It is just the first chapter of a story, after all.

Having said that, my game might absolutely be garbage and that's ok.

TL;DR: This game might simply not be for you, why the hate and mockery though?
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