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Recent reviews by 桂花乌龙茶

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2.4 hrs on record
六星好评,多一颗星放在这里,就像我骰子的一一样呀
Posted March 4, 2024.
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59.4 hrs on record (58.7 hrs at review time)
牛逼
Posted November 25, 2023.
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给爷爬
Posted November 29, 2022.
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5
2.1 hrs on record
BT-7274

BT-7274,我的机甲,人工智能。
上尉阵亡了,我继承了你。你似乎并没有悲伤。
敌人的无人机在广播劝降,投降就能保证安全。
“经过检测分析,敌人在说谎,建议你不要投降。”
“我有那么蠢吗?”
“我们还没有建立神经连接,无法得知你的智商。”
有点不爽。

短暂地分开,快会合时我说出“Missing me already?”
你只会回应“根据协议,我不能对你开火。”真是个没感情又愚蠢的智能。
你把电线杆扔进大楼里。
“wow,你下次要不直接扔我吧?”
“收到,下一次会进行考虑的”
第二天你真的把我扔了出去。

激烈的战斗结束了。
“热血沸腾啊,痛快。”
“检测到你的体温是37.5度,并没有异常,如果确实存在热血现象,建议让医疗队进行检查。”
“hmmmm,热血沸腾的意思是我刚刚经历了一场很激烈的战斗。这是一个比喻。”
“收到。我应该学习。过去二十四小时内,我热血沸腾了七次。”
学得还挺快。

我继承机甲时只是个步兵,司令官想换掉我。
“反对。我和库伯的配合十分默契,我们的战斗效能达到百分之九十以上。”
你是在…喜欢我吗?

老套的英雄故事总是要反转的。刀抵在脖子上,我被架到你眼前。
“Contract three,I will not lose another pilot.”
毫无犹豫。核心交给了敌人。
完成任务是你的第一使命!混蛋!

我们最终还是完成了任务。
“I'm gonna with you.”
话还没有出口。你把我从驾驶舱拽出来,扔了出去。自己冲向了核心的爆炸。
你竟然又扔我。该死,这剧情太老套了!为什么不再老套一点,给我一个说再见的机会。

他们说要再给我一台机甲。BT,你觉得呢?
Posted November 26, 2020.
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5
3,621.0 hrs on record (1,772.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
A game a life
Posted April 9, 2019. Last edited December 29, 2020.
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