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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 324.1 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: Apr 16, 2014 @ 9:33pm

In This Game You:

1. Witness the moon blowing up.
2. Kill hundreds of innocent civilians while fleeing the FBI.
3. Blow up an entire Prison Island, killing thousands of inmates.
4. Kidnap the President.
5. There is a Bat with boobs after Knuckles' "Jewels."
6. Sonic dies.
7. Shadow dies.
8. Eggman holds Amy at gunpoint.
9. Sonic gets arrested...TWICE.
10. Literally none of this is made up. NO JOKE.

BEST SONIC GAME EVER.
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33 Comments
Dlrdam Mar 18 @ 3:45pm 
average Tuesday
Steve_1035 Feb 9 @ 2:06am 
"Talk about a low budget flight-"
quicksave Apr 27, 2023 @ 4:05am 
i forgot the whole thing already and i didn't get spoiled, but at gunpoint? man this game gonna be good
iiSleepy Jan 15, 2023 @ 4:34pm 
s-s-s-s-s-s--sSOILERS!!
pwdrchkn Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:20pm 
i like knuckles' theme :steamthumbsup:
Tropical Sep 23, 2018 @ 11:35am 
SPOIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
speavy Jun 4, 2018 @ 3:48pm 
Spoilers, man!
Jennfelde Mar 30, 2018 @ 2:49am 
>doesn't mention biolizard

you sin
Balibali Mar 27, 2018 @ 5:03am 
lol
Tails' Cash Explosion Mar 26, 2018 @ 7:33pm 
Thanks dad!