Kurban bayramımız mübârek olsun

الله أكبر الله أكبر الله أكبر

لا اله الا الله

الله أكبر الله أكبر ولله الحمد

the pain is too much to bear

Ramazan bayramınız mübarek olsun

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

عيد مبارك ياقلبي