▸2014 & 2015 Global-Elite with an all-time high score in the "Aim Botz" challenge.
▸ESEA falsely banned; 20RWS, +2KDA, +70%WR legend known by the alias "KevinS".
▸Teacher, manager, psychologist and mentor of Fnatic player: Robin "Flusha" Rönnquist at his prime
(2013-2016), during which time; he was accused of cheating on LAN tournaments.
I can vouch that he was in fact beginning to comprehend the complex way of gaming which I had taught
him, but he had later relapsed, begun cheating, as opposed to playing in my fashion due to the extreme
mental strain it took on his (mortal) brain. Completely understandable and wise decision by my forgiven disciple.
▸My Counter-Strike movement, perhaps comparable to "Muhammad Ali" and "Floyd Mayweather Jr"
combined and multiplied. Even superior to the movement of modern "F1" racing cars 'round a chicane at
extremely dangerous; limit pushing velocities.
▸Greatest B-hopper in the world, also known as "Phoon" for my remarkable B-hops in CS:Source.
▸B-hopping was later reportedly killed off by Valve with the release of CS:GO due to the unfair
advantage I'd have had in tournaments and ladders around the world.
▸I practice and warm up my aim by joining "Hack versus Hack" lobbies in which I always dominate with
ease. I am often invited unto these servers, since "script kiddies" use me as an unobtainable golden
standard, to which they unsuccessfully attempt to calibrate their script's settings in order for them to be
as good as possible limited by 21st century computing powers and its capabilities.
▸I single-handedly carried Na'vi to the finals in "Katowice Majors" 2023.
▸I won 50k£ in a school tournament in Kabul, Afghanistan; where I was later hospitalized after wiping
my back-door with the prize money, as opposed to the cut-inducing toilet paper at the venue.

Facts:
I use a black Dell "Intellimice" mouse from 2002.
I only ever miss due to poor: connection, hit-reg, net-code, glitches or extreme and unforeseen outside disturbances.
I never come up with excuses if I perform poorly; teammates are most often to blame.
In any other case I am deliberately losing for any of the following reasons:
• Teammates did not pay sufficient respect to my presence or lack there of.
• I felt bad for the other team, or preferred them over my own.
• I had better things to do than carry my degenerate teammates.
• I was performing the most lucrative trick-shot yet to be discovered by mankind.
• I fell asleep due to an insufficient level of difficulty.
• I was preoccupied by a life threatening, seriously tragic event occurring at the time.

The current, real-time ranks assigned by faulty skill-rating algorithms definitely do not reflect
my actual set of skills and sky-high potential in-game.
I have achieved all of the highest possible ELO's in all of the major hubs just to prove my excellence.
Some ratings/ranks have been altered or removed because I was simply, unbelievable.

Some famous quotes by haters and fans from all around the world of gaming are:
"admin he doing it sideways"-me_and_you
"If you think he's legit you're fu***ng a degenerate moron"-some russian dog
"Do stupid stuff, but do it with confidence"-Flusha (on my unobtainable style of gaming)
"If we win more rounds than we lose, we win the game"-n0thing (in desperation as he realised the impending doom I had in store for him)
"they don't deserve for rekt"-paszaBiceps (as we decided to go easy on the opponents for the rest of their defeat)
"are those redbull's just for the commercials or can you actually drink them?"-Allu (AFK while I was carrying as usual)
"what's about your phone?"-Morkhy (2014)
And many a more in my comment section.