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0.1 hrs on record
i get this game is going for doom/wolfenstien aesthetics but the EXTREMELY repetitive-feeling rooms and the heavy use of billboards just looks pretty ugly to me. the visuals look nifty in the trailer, but not so much when you get depth perception involved.
feels unpolished, lacking in variety, and *slow*. moving in this game feels like steering a blimp (riding on mucus helps, but doesnt save much). this game mightve been great if it had another year or two in the oven, but it didnt, so it's not.
Posted December 21, 2024.
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2.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
id say it was fun. im yet to play the first fight crab, which is apparently better, but i feel like its worth its price at least
Posted December 21, 2024. Last edited December 21, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
a very simple game that is very good at setting up interesting scenarios
Posted December 20, 2024.
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5.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
i pegged
Posted December 19, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
better than i thought itd be! feels like a skating game. real satisfying. certainly a weird choice to market the game with atrioc of all people? cdawg gives a good perfomance, though

edit: there are a few notable oversights, like missing geometry in a few places visible missing backfaces, camera clipping, some weird shader bugs (AMD), and the game could be prettier (some particles and lighting wouldnt hurt), but these are all pretty minor and dont hurt the gameplay experience considering they aren't super common - I'll let it slide, especially 2 days after release, but i hope those get fixed at some point
Posted December 3, 2024. Last edited December 4, 2024.
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3.0 hrs on record
like super monkey ball but worse,,
Posted December 2, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
IT'S a video game,
Posted November 30, 2024.
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35.4 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
this game is really weird and interesting. i dont know if it's good, but it's holding my attention for sure.
edit: this review was left at 6 hours of gameplay. 7 hours later, this game is extremely good. I thoroughly didn't expect to be this entertained by it. The point of this game seems on the surface to be reusing content, but unironically there is so much handcrafted content in this game it's crazy. I'm gonna be replaying this forever.
Posted November 23, 2024. Last edited January 27.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
it clicked after a few minutes. really great game (RIP AMD users)
honestly, would be way better with more than 2 players.
Posted October 25, 2024. Last edited November 9, 2024.
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18.5 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
i have 15 other hours on my chromebook offline mode because i failed the year because i kept playing n++ during the last two weeks of lectures.g reat video game
Posted October 12, 2024.
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