No Man's Sky used to be a shoddy establishment. The buffet was limited, the service was lackluster, the building looked unfinished, and it did not live up to the promotional material.
If you had asked me then, I would have told you to stay clear of this establishment.

I am happy to say that No Man's Sky took the criticism to heart, and made an honest effort to improve.
It seems Gordon Ramsay's visit to No Man's Sky as part of Hotel Hell payed off, and the establishment has pulled off an impossible comeback.

Improved Buffet? Check!
Pets Allowed? Check!
Building Renovated? Check!
Easy Access Parking? Check!
Friendly Lounge? Check!
Streamline Check-in Process? Check!
Excellent Customer Service? Check!

Whether you stay for an extended period of time, or simply pop in for a quick visit, No Man's Sky offers immeasurable joy to all it's guests.
You have so many things to do: Befriend the Locals, Collect Rarities, Go on an Excursion, Ride a Jet Ski, Observe the Wildlife, Learn the Local Dialect, and much much more!
No Man's Sky is now worth the promotional material, and genuinely deserves the praise!

Now the big question:
What about Weapon Calibration?
It's Amazing! You can upgrade and tweak your multi-tool to your hearts content.

The only complaint I have is that the game sometimes stops responding and needs to be force-stopped. So make sure to bring a save beacon with you when going out on long planetary explorations.


Squeal Review Score:
9.75/10

No Man's Sky used to be a shoddy establishment. The buffet was limited, the service was lackluster, the building looked unfinished, and it did not live up to the promotional material. If you had asked me then, I would have told you to stay clear of this establishment. I am happy to say that No Man's Sky took the criticism to heart, and made an honest effort to improve. It seems Gordon Ramsay's visit to No Man's Sky as part of Hotel Hell payed off, and the establishment has pulled off an impossible comeback. Improved Buffet? Check! Pets Allowed? Check! Building Renovated? Check! Easy Access Parking? Check! Friendly Lounge? Check! Streamline Check-in Process? Check! Excellent Customer Service? Check! Whether you stay for an extended period of time, or simply pop in for a quick visit, No Man's Sky offers immeasurable joy to all it's guests. You have so many things to do: Befriend the Locals, Collect Rarities, Go on an Excursion, Ride a Jet Ski, Observe the Wildlife, Learn the Local Dialect, and much much more! No Man's Sky is now worth the promotional material, and genuinely deserves the praise! Now the big question: What about Weapon Calibration? It's Amazing! You can upgrade and tweak your multi-tool to your hearts content. The only complaint I have is that the game sometimes stops responding and needs to be force-stopped. So make sure to bring a save beacon with you when going out on long planetary explorations. Squeal Review Score: 9.75/10