This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction because this is dead serious. The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago of my house, everyone on the internet...MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING at me! IT'S my fault, I ADMIT IT! it's my fault! I WANT everything a-BOUT MY HOUSE OFF! THE! INNERNET! I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER! Just get it OFF the internet...