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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 5:17am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 8:17am

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 4:22am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 12:49pm

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 10:27am

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 12:49pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 1:50am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 2:46pm

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 8:47am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2017 @ 10:54am

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:31am

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2017 @ 12:49am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 5:04am

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 1:32am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 9:10pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:10am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 9:27am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 11:41pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 2:19pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 3:20am

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 8:34am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:01am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2017 @ 8:49am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:03am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 8:17am

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2017 @ 11:35pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 4:31am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 9:28am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 4:38pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2017 @ 5:54am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 7:08pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 8:06pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 5:55pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2017 @ 5:54am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 1:45am

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 25 @ 6:00pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 5:43pm

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 25 @ 6:00pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2017 @ 6:44am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 20, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 2:43pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 12:32pm

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 20, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 3:54pm

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2017 @ 12:11am

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 11:44pm

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 11:52pm

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2017 @ 11:56pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 12:41am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2017 @ 11:51pm

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2017 @ 5:40am

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 9:14pm

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2017 @ 2:12pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2017 @ 9:48am

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2017 @ 7:38am

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2017 @ 4:55am

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2017 @ 11:31am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 4:37pm

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 9:10pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 6:40am

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:03am

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2017 @ 12:09am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 10:08am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 3:52pm

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2017 @ 3:45am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2017 @ 5:44am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2017 @ 12:08am

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2017 @ 9:19am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:55am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:31am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 10:53am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2017 @ 4:06pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2017 @ 9:19am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:57am

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 9:51am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 6:43am

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:26am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 4:37pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:03am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:30am

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 4:06pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 2:25am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 3:38am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2017 @ 3:32am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked May 22, 2021 @ 12:20am

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 3:37am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 7:26pm

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2017 @ 12:28am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:34am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 7:26pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked May 20, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 9:41pm

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 5:52am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked May 20, 2021 @ 1:48pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked May 20, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 1:32am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked May 20, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked Jul 18, 2017 @ 4:13pm

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked Jul 26, 2017 @ 2:12pm

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 1:38am

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked Jul 26, 2017 @ 2:09pm

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 9:04pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked Feb 9, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 1:24pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:05am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jun 30, 2017 @ 6:34am

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 9, 2017 @ 4:53am

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 22, 2022 @ 9:23pm

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 1:42am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked Jul 2, 2017 @ 4:20am

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 11:32am

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked May 22, 2021 @ 12:21am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked Jul 9, 2017 @ 10:45am

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked May 22, 2021 @ 12:17am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 26, 2017 @ 1:53am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 1:50am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 11:47pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 9:04pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 11:07am

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 4:31am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked Jul 21, 2017 @ 7:27am

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked Jul 2, 2017 @ 4:43am

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:31am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 11:24pm

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 3:12pm

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 2:08am

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:26am

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 10:37pm

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 11:21am

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 26, 2017 @ 1:23pm

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 2:25pm

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 11:48am

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked Jul 26, 2017 @ 12:48pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked Jul 26, 2017 @ 12:12pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 2:02pm

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 2:40pm

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked Aug 3, 2017 @ 4:03am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 3:31pm

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked Aug 12, 2017 @ 3:48am

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 2:40pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 2, 2017 @ 6:41am

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked May 19, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 3, 2017 @ 3:26am

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

777

Win Fuel on the first try
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 3:47pm

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 10:44pm

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 3:49pm

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 23, 2017 @ 8:44am

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:07am

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked May 20, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 6:36pm

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jun 24, 2017 @ 10:20am

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 23, 2017 @ 7:57am

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked Jul 31, 2017 @ 12:25am

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked Aug 13, 2017 @ 4:56am

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked Jul 31, 2017 @ 12:17am

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked Jul 22, 2017 @ 12:19am

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 3:12pm



Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty