·𐑣𐑷𐑒·𐑰 HawkeE
C.w.Hawke   Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
Hey bro, need +1 for tournament, can you play? We only need your credit card info, moms maiden name, first born child, DNA sample, address and phone number.. let me give you this shady website to sign up on fam.. www.fkoffscammer.com; Teamname: DefNotAScam Its def so legit.
NO, I don't want to join your fake team, or fake tournament, or trade.. unless its for your sister. thanks
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spoony Apr 9, 2014 @ 7:58pm 
Yep yep man got that i7 processor with the GTX 948XT Banzai edition, yeah got that doguh got that from y YOUTUBE MONAY yeah fixing up to get some MORE bread in the bin so i can get more casino gamblin my entire funds i dont give a ♥♥♥♥ i never lose anyways what is up my timer on my clock is going down bam bam life ticknig away, making too much money for my lif et handle like setting the eventhandle what up
76561198093960082 Jun 10, 2013 @ 8:48pm 
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
spoony Jun 4, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
>mfw an american wore a jock strap, drove a huge fuel-consuming car to accomodate his obese family, worked out in the gym to get over the insecurities of his small penis, ate a cheeseburger for breakfast, called a poor man’s version of Rugby that involves neither feet nor balls “football”, called a pavement a “sidewalk”
spoony Jun 4, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
sat down and ate at a sports game, was homophobic, went to a church every sunday, was arrested for trying to buy a bottle of bud lite at a store because he was "only" 20, was given a life sentence in jail for having sex with a 17 year old, called Autumn "fall", was racist despite the fact their sports are dominated by minorities, celebrated a genocide called ‘thanksgiving’ as an excuse to eat more
spoony Jun 4, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
called sandwiches “bread diapers”, was too lazy to shower, paid a Mexican to wipe his ass then put the used toilet paper in a trash can, called their kids names like “Caitlin” or “Goober”, took out a loan so that he could give the pizza guy a sufficient tip, wore cargo shorts, was sentenced to death for being an atheist, ate 5 of his 6 meals a day at Burger King, was forced to pay a $20,000 fee to visit the hospital for a broken leg, got forced by his parents to have his penis mutilated beyond repair because he was too fat to wash it in the shower, was xenophobic despite the fact his country was built by immigrants/sons of immigrants, said “howdy” to his buddy, lived in a neighbourhood full of african-americans, drove an automatic, and wore his shoes indoors near me
Pocky~Protector Nov 15, 2012 @ 1:45am 
+rep quick trader