Howdy, I'm Jake! I do things. I don't really have a lot of time to play games, so don't mind the relatively low play time. I like to collect tech that interests me... please don't get me started on that unless you're really interested in the random garbage I've owned. Oh yeah, I also like Lucario, so there's that.
Here you can find my better half and here you can view my TF2 backpack. [backpack.tf] It's not very valuable. I really don't mind if you add me, just comment below if you do.

Consoles owned:
Horribly yellowed SNES
Sega Genesis Model 2 and Sega CD Model 2
PlayStation (SCPH-9001)
PlayStation 2 (SCPH-39001, MechaPwned SCPH-50001 and SCPH-77001 with a dead laser)
GameCube (Purple and Platinum DOL-001)
Xbox (Console from late 2002 and rev. 1.6b from late 2004)
Xbox 360 (20GB Pro, 60GB Japanese Pro, 4GB S matte black and 250GB S gloss black)
PlayStation 3 (CECHA01 in need of a new disc drive, CECHL01 in need of some help and a CECH-3001A with a dead HDMI port)
Wii
PlayStation TV
Xbox One S
Xbox One X
Xbox Series S
Xbox Series X
PlayStation 5
Steam Deck (256GB)

Consoles I want to own:
Sega Saturn (preferably a Japanese Victor V-Saturn)
Sega Dreamcast
Wii U

Desktop specs:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
GPU: ASRock Phantom Gaming OC Radeon RX 7900 XT 20GB GDDR6
RAM: 4x16GB DDR4 at 3200MHz
Motherboard: ASRock B550 Phantom Gaming 4
OS: Windows 10 Pro
CPU Cooler: be quiet! Dark Rock Pro 4
PSU: Corsair RM850x Swift
Keyboard: Corsair Vengeance K65
Mouse: Corsair Sabre RGB Pro Wireless
Monitor: Huawei Mateview 28" 3840x2560 3:2 60Hz

Laptop specs:
Laptop model: Asus Vivobook 16 (M1603)
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800H
Integrated GPU: AMD Radeon RX Vega 8 Graphics
RAM: 2x8GB DDR4 at 3200MHz
OS: Windows 11