Squidward’s a minimum wage worker in a monotonous day job with a boss who explicitly wants him to earn as little as possible and cuts costs everywhere, while having a musician’s heart and playing his passion instrument to have some happiness and relaxing time for himself. He then proceeds to have his only time of peace and tranquillity stolen from him by a loud, inconvenient neighbor who doesn’t take care of his ♥♥♥♥ and makes fun of him for not being a pro at music. Most sponge bob episodes I watch nowadays have me rooting for squidward to just murder those two morons before they induce a depression breakdown on our squid boy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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DAS IST DER NOOBPANZER!!
ER SUCHT NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL TUT IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!

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HAMMY! Have a wonderful christmas and a happy new year :) Sorry I havent been around much to play, maybe soon. I dont know. Life is quite busy atm. Miss you! take care.

Hope youre ok. Dont hate me as well please? :\