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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 8:51pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked May 26, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 11:41pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked May 26, 2022 @ 12:51am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 8:28am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 9:07pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:26pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked May 26, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 9:44am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 9:17pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 8:37am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 9:10am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 7:16am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 9:08pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 12:53pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:15am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 9:16am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 9:53pm



Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos