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Created by - IBenchPressBroomStick
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Dis is da ultimat guide 2 git gud at kountar strik. (4NOOBS) Step 1. pik a sexy profile pic or anime pic. Step 2. skreem cyka blyad at teem. Step 3. us da pp90-bizon. Step 4. destoy nemy teem wit dis guide.
𝓦𝒆𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝒆 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝒇𝓲𝓵𝒆
good morning spunk stain,
you’ve made it quite obvious that you think you’re a special exception to the rest, you’re not. you’re nothing without me so you better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fix this “problem” we’re having before i give you a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem.
p.s. this won’t be happening again ♥♥♥♥ face.

unkind regards,
hatsune miku
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Man I was chillin. Enjoying life. Doing super well in NNN, yknow how it is. But then I opened @sleighsighted 's profile and ♥♥♥ started blasting out of my ♥♥♥♥, like literally blasting, it was going everywhere, it shot through my pants and spread across the walls, it was like a enough ♥♥♥ to drown a medium sized dog. Then as the stream began to lessen I opened @Gawkinator 9000 's profile, and without any warning I began to ♥♥♥ blast again, this time even more violently, my ♥♥♥ shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ across the walls and ceiling, it started filling up my room to the point my feet where under the ♥♥♥, and let me say, ♥♥♥ covering your feet like its the 2011 Brisbane floods is no joke. This whole ordeal had already created massive property damage and pretty much ensured id be in debt for the rest of my life, I knew this because my insurer showed up during the second nut and started yelling at me, anyway that made me calm down a little because emy insurer is very ugly, but then I opened @Titmas 's profile and it was all over, I started shooting ♥♥♥ like I was tryna put out a fire, my ♥♥♥ ripped through my walls and caused the ceiling to cave in, but my ♥♥♥ stream lifted the debris and shot it 82 metres away, I started shooting so much ♥♥♥ that I passed out and when I woke up the insurer was dead, (bro drowned in the ♥♥♥ 💀💀💀) anyway guys pls donate to my gofundme
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