mayonnaise on an escalator
mayonnaise   United States
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Mayonnaise on an escalator
It's going upstairs so see ya' later
Bye bye, to the sky
I wanna see you as you're getting so high
You know you're not gonna stay
You're escalating away
Out of my life
And out of my day
Look at me now
I wanna see you again
I give you my vow my mayonnaisey friend
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BozDreamy Dec 19, 2023 @ 5:03pm 
+Rep really funny dude! Glad you accepted my friend request
trapz May 3, 2018 @ 11:55pm 
Greg- Lord of All Memes
Georgio Dec 27, 2011 @ 3:34pm 
Hey man, that's really good to hear. I'm glad you will not die, right now, of this particular illness. I think I pitched in money for that cancer thing Drule put together, so I expect my money back with 300% interest by tomorrow.

Anyway, I'm glad you're doing alright. Take care man.
Alex Dec 26, 2011 @ 2:09am 
Thanks for the gift mate.
Pliky Dec 18, 2011 @ 6:09pm 
Thanks for the gift!
GigglePants Dec 10, 2011 @ 7:18pm 
Thank you both!!! Miss ya'll! Come home soon.