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+rep
Kidnapped me and my entire family, forced me to choose which one of my parents will live and which will die. It was actually the other way around, the one I chose to live actually died, and I was faced with the parent I decided to kill. We were both crying hysterically, and when it seemed we had finally escaped, I was tasked with cutting open my parent's stomach to find a key opening a door to the exit, or both of us would be blown up. It turns out the key wasn't in their stomach, but on a shelf nearby. My parent was horribly mutilated, but I finally escaped. Instead of calling the police, I decided to comment +rep because it taught me how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pointless my life is and nothing matters.

#freeGlitch

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I'd really like to carve a totem pole out of birch wood and put it in an albatross nest.

I bet you didn't expect me to say that. Just like you didn't expect me to post something on your profile.