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Porto, Portugal 
it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)
😷
Absence makes the heart grow frantic.
🤥
Leela: "Are you real, or am I seeing single?"
Alcazar: "Ow. Of course I'm real."
Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy
carpenter or a kid with a BB gun."
🤗
Custer committed Siouxicide.
😪
buzzword, n:
The fly in the ointment of computer literacy.
😩
"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling
away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were
a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to
see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
😷
"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context."
🤗