I HAVE TO LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR TO WIPE BECAUSE I'M TOO BIG

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more.

Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When you're not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold a Gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being Rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats Skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.

-Rep After a good game in dbd, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dbd and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dbd lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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