I HAVE TO LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR TO WIPE BECAUSE I'M TOO BIG

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more.

Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When you're not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold a Gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being Rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats Skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.

-Rep After a good game in dbd, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dbd and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dbd lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal

+rep fingered my bunghole, made me nachos and cuddled me after

+rep absolutely exquisite taste in video games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnwiTGgB3eo

Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.

IT'S YOU'RE NOT YOUR
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS WRONG WITH YOU
SOMEONE END MY MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE