‘YOU LOOK UPON MY DEN AND CALL ME CRAVEN. I accept your vile tongue with open arms. What you see before you, what you gasp at in terror, is no den, nay, but a palace, a monument to my cardinal sin of boundless lust. I thrive upon that which overwhelms, that of which is unnecessary and penultimately grotesque. Small minds like your own cannot fathom such treasures, and I blame you not for your hatred, for if I were the sanctified castellan in your boots, I surely too would look upon what of which I could not ravish with open hatred and jealousy.’

- ig caption on photo of three cases of dr pepper cream soda on floor