have an offer for ya, added mate.

accept me please:)

work, n.:
The blessed respite from screaming kids and
soap operas for which you actually get paid.
😍
"Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
hacking (and/or conversations with God)."
(By Matt Welsh)
🤣
The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
"Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."
😷
Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
🤧
Book: "When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about
God?"
😶
Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.

Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
🤑
You will have long and healthy life.
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