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The game is fully unplayable on medium settings, resulting in < 20 FPS on my RTX 3070 Ti and 13600k combo. I can't recommend this to anybody, but the game sure does look pretty.

Unfortunately, this game lacks the replayability seen in better games, such as Among Us. Among Us is a veriy good game

This game is like Valorant, but BAD. The characters aren't hot, nobody wants to speak with daddy over voicechat, and nobody wants to be my mommy. What is even the point? If my ♥♥♥♥ goes unstroked for a whole ranked match (by the way, 15 rounds? Seriously?), I will explode. I need my mommy, and what's up with the lack of healing? You get shot and you can't heal? That's barbaric. Bad game, bad players, no mommies... I'm going back to Valorant.

*tips fedora, naruto-runs back to my Kitten*

This game is like Among Us, but BAD. And EDGY. It's very bad, the tasks are mediocre, and you already know who the killer is. What's the point if you know the killer? In Among Us, you have to do tasks AND solve who the murderer is. That automatically makes it the better game, due to the higher complexity involved.

Stay mad, cope and seethe, it won't unshit your game.

This game is better than Back 4 Blood ever had any chance of being.

A combined vision of more than 100 people, culminating in the best zombie shoot-em-up ever made, and for a cheap price too.
Although this game came out in 2009, it still holds up just fine. It's artstyle remains gritty and realistic, especially with the amazing zombie physics, allowing you to splatter zombie guts all over the place in glorious fashion.
The performance remains consistent, this game should run on basically anything at this point, unlike newer zombie games.

The cast is funny without feeling forced, only coming with the ocassional one-liner without disrupting the flow and vibe of the game.

If you wish to change the game, be it make it into a weird memefest or adding cool guns, you can easily do so with the Steam Workshop integration. There are even fully custom campaings on there!

Get some friends together and blast your way to victory in fury of blood and guts.

10/10.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is so much fun with friends.

edit: well i no longer have friends but the game is still fun!

edit 2: I consider Among Us to be one of the most important games in recent memory. I say this 100% seriously.

An absolutely amazing, content rich game. Needs to fix some of the balancing issues though.

Team Fortress 2 is an amazing game. With the amount of character, care and gameplay that has been crammed into this game, it should be great... right?

No.

Valve's constant negligence to their own game is disgraceful, and the game has effictively been ruined. There hasn't been a single actual update since late 2017, and the game is literally overrun by cheaters. I am not exaggerating when I say that there are atleast 4 cheaters per game. Valve has done nothing against this problem, and they will not do anything ever.

UPDATE 15th of september 2021:
Game is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and Valve sent a cease and desist to 2 popular fan mods. ♥♥♥♥ this game and ♥♥♥♥ the people who created it. Don't buy their ♥♥♥♥.

haven't played it enough but i guess it's just ok

i like coucomber!