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ㅤ* Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
ㅤ* Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
ㅤ* Woman on phone: I'd like to complain about these incontinence pants I bought from you! Shopkeeper: Certainly madam, where are you ringing from? Woman on phone: From the waist down!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!