ATTENTION CITIZEN!市民请注意！ This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party• 您的Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 , YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. [ 此，您的个人资料中的 11115 （-11115 Social Credits)个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN！不要再这样做!lf you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies.(由人民供应部重新 £ CCP You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。悠还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光!Glory to the CCP!

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

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So my dad (47M) asked me (11M) to mow the lawn (average size, 217 blades of grass). But I (11M) was in the middle of an intense Roblox obby (level 43, 2 deaths), so I told him (47M) I’d do it later. He didn’t like that. He unplugged my WiFi router (TP-Link Archer AX55) and said “Go outside.”

In a moment of pure gamer rage, I (11M) activated my inner demon (Shadow Blaze + Balkan Rage) and roundhouse-kicked the router (230 km/h). The router exploded, triggering a small power surge that blacked out the entire neighborhood (3,000 homes). The FBI (United States) traced it back to me (11M) and now I’m on several watchlists (5 total).

If you’re a young boy and you’re in a situation where you’re an F student, let me tell you something, you got a bright future, buddy. You see, an A student is the perfect employee. He works for me and he does his job perfectly. A B student, that’s my manager. The C students, those are business owners. Then, you got the D. D is between a business owner and an inventor. It’s someone that owns a business, but truly wants to invent something. He just doesn’t know how to do it. And then you got the F students. The F students are inventors. They’re so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creative that they couldn’t sit in class because whatever people were trying to put in their head, they knew it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

you're inbred too

Called my goat an inbred ♥♥♥♥