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I ask you, my good sir, DOES YOUR HAM HAVE A DELIGHTFUL SONG TO GO ALONG WITH IT?! BECAUSE MY PAN DOES!
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What gets all the criiiiiiiits...
That will kill yoooooouuuuuuu~...
What will whack you senseless 'til it's blood that you spew?
The Frying Pan!
The Frying Pan can!
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BEAT THAT YOU HAM-BASED, SONGLESS BUFFOON!
I BID YOU GOOD DAY!
The Frying Pan, symbol of oppression. Where a thousand men have languished under the name of this pan, TRADERS, who have been held up to you as the shining example of justice. Let me ask you this, who feeds the starving children in Africa? Is it the Frying pan? Or is it the Ham Shank, providing food and smacks to those who deserve it? I think we all know the answer here.
With a unified group of Hams, we shall bring justice to the world. We must make a cult, but don't worry, that is already done for you. At the bottom of this message, there will be a steam link to the Based Ham group. Demopans shall be Demohams. Strange Bacon Grease will be Strange Gravy. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened, ham will be enjoyed. Pans will be lost. Ham will survive.
-Based Ham
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/basedham
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