mr sandman, man me a sand
make him the cutest man car door hook hand   Erie, Pennsylvania, United States
Angering children in video games since 2009! Feel free to comment below about how I should hang myself for styling on you in a video game! Then I can style on you in the comments, too!

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

If you've been the victim of a sudden disconnection while I'm hosting a Payday 2 lobby, I'm sorry. Payday 2 is the most stable game ever with the best and totally-not-utterly-meaningless error logs like "application has crashed: access violation", thus, it must be my fault it decides to close itself.

Yep. That's the story we're going with.

I'm also weird and gay and FABULOUSSSSSSS and if you have a private profile I probably won't accept your friend request because spambots. Sorry, but them's the breaks. Have a good one.

it only took two separate support requests and several months of shutting down a steam mod's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to find out that steam doesn't allow funny quotes and anything related to nazis, even if it's just nazi puns. (wait til they figure out that COD has nazis in it, and it's on their storefront -- they are gonna flip. ♥♥♥♥.)

This is amazingly gay.

alt: (GTAV/Elite: Dangerous)

links and junk:
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"Tell him what the problem is? Nah, that's absurd. Let's just keep deleting his profile and hope he's psychic." ~ Retard Mod
Wait, before you scroll down!
I'm sure you're about to leave what you think is a very clever comment about how I hurt your feelings in a video game. Before doing that, take a moment to read the following:

1. You're not original.

2. Being better than you isn't cheating.

3. Crying or reporting me won't make you suck less.

4. I have more hours than you.

5. It is possible for you to be bad at a video game, regardless of whether you're inclined to believe it.

6. I've been better than you at video games since before you emerged from the womb.

7. The only thing that will make you better at the game, is to play the game more. Which you could be doing, were you not whining here.

If you still feel like leaving a comment, your whining had better be funny. It's getting sent to my friends on Discord for a laugh, and I'd hate to disappoint them.
[MN] Nikita Jul 26 @ 7:12am 
add me, i have question
mr sandman, man me a sand May 20 @ 6:06am 
Uriel Sales May 18 @ 10:47am 
very interesting profile lad
mr sandman, man me a sand Aug 7, 2021 @ 1:21am 
I'll have you know I'm going at my own pace tyvm
certee Aug 7, 2021 @ 1:05am 
can't even beat noita
[] Nebula [] Aug 6, 2021 @ 8:38pm 
im going to comment cause why not