Controversial opinion 4 the day: If your name is "NAME1 <3 NAME2" you're probably a tryhard playing Ace or Nancy.
Previous CO4TDs!!! https://pastebin.com/LTqsZPfP
FAQ:

Q: Why do you have a FAQ?
A: idk man

Q: Why does your profile look so freakin' drugged?
A: the profile resembles me and my mental health.

Q: Why is your "main name" Grillad Elijas?
A: thanks for asking. elias is my real name and my 'friend' thought it was spelled eli j as and i once sent a minecraft screenshot to her and as an easter egg i was holding a cooked rabbit which i had named "grillad elias holy sh*t va gott" (translation: grilled elias holy sh*t how delicious), so yeah random thing i thought of

Q: Why would anyone even be intrested in this s%#&?
A: you never know :(

Q: What music do you listen to?
Gotta admit, i LOVE music. probably my favorite genre. Second favorite, probably like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's complicated

Q: Why didn't you give us a proper answer to the previous question?
A: how should i know, but it's https://pastebin.com/Wmzp1gWP

Q: WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF?
A: hm that would probably be my skill at uhhhhhhmmm well s#!t

Q: How long can you even make the description?
A: who knows, LET'S FIND OUT SHALL WE BUCKAROO

Q: How many pants do you wear in a week?
A: probably around 6 or 7 thanks for asking

Q: Did you watch... Shrek?
A: how could i not?

Q: Did you beat Minecraft? (You mean like in survivor?) Yes.
A: no i did not and i've played mc since 2011 bruh

Q: What is your favorite Spotify?
A: yes, freemium.

Q: WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH -REP ON YOUR PROFILE?? ARE YOU THAT MEAN??
A: BRO NO, believe it or not, i play as fair as i humanly possibly can but apparently that's not good enough. for you killer mains out there, you know the struggle

Q: do you have a girlfriend?
A: damn didn't have to do me like that

Q: Do you like Dead By Daylight?
A: this question should be in the DBD FAQ

Q: Do you ever play games?
A: sometimes, but rarely. i have been very busy with school lately. I've failed every test possibly and imaginably. My parents kicked me out of my house. I currently live on the streets. I got nothing and no one. My life is f*cked, BIG TIME. Anyways, TL;DR: yeah sometimes but i usually don't have time because there are homeless people chasing me

Q: Do you wash your clothes?
A: What clothes?

Q: Do you have a QnA?
A: rarely, but sometimes. read the qna to find out

Q: What do you do when not playing games?
A: travelin', taking walks in a forest (holy moly it's nice) hanging out with friends, 420 blazing it (wow this was a serious answer)

Q: What is your opinion on memes?
A: get yo butt on that bed and prepare for the night of your life ;)

Q: will you ever play raindbow six eidge?
A: nope

Q: okay but what's the longest hand job you've ever given?
A: idk man there was this guy that lasted 1h13min

DBD FAQ

Q: Which is your favorite game?
A: dead by daylight (damn)

Q: What is a Steam game you recommend to people?
A: dead by daylight

Q: Are you a survivor or a killer main?
A: killer main

Q: [sequel of previous question] Why?
A: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUN IT IS TO KILL PEOPLE, tbh it's so satisfying

Q: What killer do you main?
Killer.

Q: Okay but for real though?
Trickster but i also like deathslinger and knight OMG ISTG THEY'RE SO COOOLLLLLLLL

Q: Which game is your favorite game?
A: Half_Life 2 & Jet Set Radio

Credits to, locker room and dj räzmiz for asking me some of em spicy questions. NOT ALL I'M GIVING MYSELF CREDIT AS WELL