☆ you're unemployed
☆ you're balding
☆ receding hairline
☆ your bmi is higher than mine
☆ your body count is 10+
☆ you make spelling mistakes
☆ you're afraid of spiders
☆ you're shorter than me aww
☆ you're a porn addict
☆ you have a "waifu"
☆ you have violent kinks
☆ your music taste is ass
☆ you have no tattoos, no piercings, and no style
☆ you use the n or f slur
☆ you have crooked teeth
☆ you're a male who'd split the bill
☆ you’re ugly
☆ you punch walls or throw controllers because of a game
☆ you're subscribed to an OF

𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 <𝟯