Drunk
United States
I hate it here.
(Except for my wife. I love her.)
6/23 ♥
I hate it here.
(Except for my wife. I love her.)
6/23 ♥
Currently Offline
1 game ban on record | Info
2589 day(s) since last ban
Completionist Showcase
3
Perfect Games
106
Achievements in Perfect Games
Review Showcase
I spawned on the beach like any other normal Bob. I was greeted by the sounds of beautiful seagulls and the hums of Dodos. I got stronger. I was a fierce enemy of the beach. Slew all before me. It was then a fierce beast. A wild Ichthyornis. It swooped down, and ate my precious berries. I threw my spear, but it dodged ever so elegantly. It swooped down again, and I had died. I will try again tomorrow...
Favorite Game
1,367
Hours played
115
Achievements
Recent Activity
48 hrs on record
last played on Mar 30
904 hrs on record
last played on Mar 30
55 hrs on record
last played on Mar 30
StrawberrySoda Jul 3, 2025 @ 1:37pm 
MY HUSBAND !!! <3 <3 <3
FlamingChipmunk Nov 19, 2023 @ 3:13am 
free sticks
Justin Jul 21, 2023 @ 4:37pm 
head so bomb I call her sloppenheimer
Justin Jun 26, 2023 @ 3:54pm 
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
FlamingChipmunk Mar 8, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
I like your shoes.
FlamingChipmunk Mar 8, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
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