little roadman essay for you lot cah some of you clearly need educating innit


lil allow it bruv who actually let these man on the internet cah im seeing bare wastemen chatting like they own the ends. swear down some of you man need to pattern up before addressing the mandem. man been outside since time ago you was still asking your mum for vbucks. dont get brave on the net fam cah you dont know who you're dealing with. bare mandem about and none of them are impressed by your little steam level 12 profile with an anime girl as your display picture. allow it.

man is known in multiple postcodes cah the name carries weight round here. i cant even go tesco without someone asking wagwan my drilla. last week man went chicken shop and the guy gave me extra chips for free. thats influence blud. you lot wouldnt understand the lifestyle. proper active in the community. local council knows my face and the postman refuses to make eye contact.

dont mistake kindness for weakness either cah man is a gentleman first and foremost but dont take the piss. man says please, man says thank you, man lets the elderly cross the road. but when the mandem are involved its a different story. you violate one you violate all 37 of us. thats family innit.

some of you man need to stop acting like badmen when your mum is literally calling you downstairs to take the bins out. talking about big steppas but cant even step outside without asking permission. man said he's active on roads but his only active status is discord. brother you're not involved in anything except a group project you haven't contributed to.

man got connections in places you wouldn't even believe. know a guy who knows a guy who once saw central cee in a greggs. got mandem in london, mandem in brum, mandem in manchester and one questionable associate in luton who we dont really speak about anymore. international operation fam. interpol probably got a file on the mandem but thats neither here nor there.

cah at the end of the day you can take the man out the ends but you cant take the ends out the man. real recognises real and fake gets removed from the group chat. stay blessed stay dangerous keep your circle small and your meal deal selection sensible. big up the mandem always. wagwan my drillas. safe g.