Q: Is Douglas your dog's name?
A: It's complicated.

Q: What kind of dog is Douglas?
A: He is 5/8 Treeing Walker Coonhound and 3/8 American Bully.

Q: How old is Douglas?
A: 9.

Q: How can I derive the volume of a sphere using integration?
A: Consider a sphere as a stack of cylinders of infinitesimal thickness and radii ranging from 0 to r: the sum of each cylinder's volume (Vᵢ) will amount to the sphere's volume (V). Steps provided below.
x² + y² = r², y = √ (r² ₋ x²)
A = π(√ (r² ₋ x²))², Vᵢ = π(√ (r² ₋ x²))² dx
*LL: 0, UL: r
V = 2π ∫* (r² ₋ x²) dx
V = 2π [ r²x ₋ x³ / 3 |* ]
V = 2π (r²(r) ₋ (r)³ / 3)
V = 2π (3r³ / 3 ₋ r³ / 3)
V = 2π (2r³ / 3)
V = 4πr³/3

Q: Does Douglas get any treats?
A: Yes, of course.

Q: Are you single?
A: No, I am at least a few.

Q: Are you using a voice changer?
A: No. I don't know how.

Q: Why are amino acid quantities more important than total protein quantity?
A: So glad you asked. Since proteins are comprised of a variety of amino acids, deficiency in just one essential amino acid will inhibit protein synthesis even when all others are in excess. Thus, 5g of protein with a perfect amino acid profile could allow for more protein synthesis than 20g of protein with a very poor amino acid profile.