signed by daddy~

I’ve become so much like Johan Liebert it’s scary. I wear white turtlenecks, verbally assault children, and mentally degrade my doctor and sister. When I look in the mirror I can’t help but to say 終わり, 終わり (which means “the end” in American) I shampoo my blonde hair 6 times a day because I don’t care and have to wear it wavy and I don’t care what people say so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Lunge! I always point to my forehead and go out of my way to show people so they are reminded that I am in control. Whenever I see children walking, I get mad at them for enjoying life and not being a nihilist like me. I can’t have sex with my girlfriend anymore without making her dress up like Anna or Deiter, both of whom remind me of Tenma. When I go out, I must cross dress as my twin sister. I keep moving forward until I’ve committed the perfect suicide.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1.Yes Im watching you because you're a female twitter user, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm James. 3.Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypicall guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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