Recent reviews by DolphinMachine

Got the game thinking I'd play it on stream as a joke. Ended up playing 75 hours in a few weeks until I had done everything in the game.

As a fan of the original No Time To Relax, this game is the perfect sequel. It takes everything we loved about the first game and puts a fresh new coat of paint on it, while improving a LOT of the overall game. There's so much new content that's been added that makes the game infinitely more replayable and adds a lot more depth with new systems that give each player their own different way to play. A big recommendation if you are a fan of board games or couch co-op in general. It makes for a really fun game night, especially with the addition of 6 players vs the original 4.

It feels early access.. I enjoyed the game for a while, but after about an hour you've pretty much seen all it has to offer. Every day is just the same job, with the same items, same customers, same tasks. You can clear out the item shops in under 2 hours, and most of the items don't even really do much to change the gameplay, but instead just make the game easier which isn't really necessary cause it's already pretty easy. I feel like it has a lot of potential but needs to much more to be worth it, even for a few bucks.

One of the best VR team shooters. Too bad I suck. For real, if you're bad at shooters don't bother, these kids are freaking cracked. And yeah there's a lot of kids on this one.

Yeah this aint it chief. Played for 2 and a half hours and I'm not even remotely interested in coming back. It's in early access but it's the core gameplay, UI, and mechanics that are the problem. Nothing in this game is even remotely user friendly. The map, the menus, the controls, everything is very sloppy and unintuitive. It doesnt FEEL good to play. I was mostly confused the entire time, begging people for help, and most of the time everyone else was lost too. It was really hard to understand where I was supposed to go, and the map and compass weren't helpful.

The combat is *fine* but nothing special or interesting, or even fun. It's just hack and slash, shooty shoot. It's boring. And grinding in VR is not my idea of a good time. Don't get me wrong an MMO in VR COULD work, but this just is not even close to what I would want. Good luck to the devs, but they have a LONG way to go, and they're going to have to fix some really fundamental foundations of the game if it's going to get any better.

Jayful decided to make a wario ware game and it's an ok attempt at best. My friends and I played last night and we got bored with it really fast. Nintendo has perfected the fast paced minigame genre since the original Wario Ware on GBA. But Diner Bros INC lacks everything that makes Wario Ware Inc so special. The minigames in WW are fast paced, usually lasting 5-8 seconds. WW minigames are also extremely charming and silly. They're weird and strange, and most of the time they have gorgeous artwork as well. DB INC just doesnt hold a candle to WW. These games are slow, and there's not enough of them to keep it from being repetitive. It gets old FAST. The art style reminds me of a flash game from 2008 and overall the game just lacks the quality that I expected from this dev. It looks, feels, and plays like a flash game.

My friends and I LOVE the original Diner Bros. It still surprises me how it was all made by a single indie dev. It's super polished, addictive, and delightfully charming. In fact, after playing INC we went back to Diner Bros and played for like 3 hours. There's so much content in DBros and it never gets old no matter how much we play.

I know fans like my self have been waiting for more content for a long time, and instead we got this.. which was disappointing. I'm glad Jayfl decided to try something new and do something they were obviously passionate about but this game lacks all of the fun and polish of Diner Bros.

Also it has nothing to do with Diner Bros. Apparently the main characters are the 'diner bros' but I dont see it. Should have just named it something else.

This game is great!

Just buy it. It's the best.

This is a super fun board game style party game. Best enjoyed with 3-4 players imo. It's like a more modern and fun game of LIFE. My friend/family and I are having a lot of fun playing this game on the regular trying to one up each other. I hope it gets lots of updates that add to the game, but it's great for the price currently.

This is the greatest game ever made period.