Recent reviews by Legendary Larry

its a fun game to play. it doesnt get tedious, it has interesting mechanics and fun quests. it kinda feels like some random and great old ass rpg's i used to play as a kid(35yo male); fun
*I havent played any other witcher game, its admirable how they managed to make the story approachable to ppl new to the franchise*

I obtained it for free via a giveaway, and as soon as I launched it, it had tha bad-simulator-feeling. Which, in some way, is. The menu interface, the music, even the fonts used are screaming "german simulator". I believe that the developers thought to retouch an unfinished simulator and make it something more like a "racing" arcade game. What do we have as a result? A bad polished low budget Burnout style racer, full of simulator elements that are entirely useless (it has dedicated buttons for indicator lights for example). It has one of the worst AI I've seen for a while in a racer, there is no indication to what is the main campaign or the single missions, you just randomly pick a mission and hope you will proceed afterwards. And -oh my god- the voice acting is so fricking bad, it's hilarious.

PROS:
decent graphics
responsive controls

CONS:
everything else

Verdict:
4/10

This game is so bad, it's actually funny.. Until it's not anymore. Stay away from it, unless you can have it for free.

one cannot smply descirbe how awesome the game is in words.