I single handedly defeated 1,000,001 Reigning Outer Space Aliens from 1,000,001 Outer Space Galaxies by myself. The Space Aliens had a large circle that took away metal. No well trained Russia military, Spain military, or United States was able to win. I am a sambo. I have not ever used a stick, knife, or firearm. I represented Human Beings. I should have only represented myself as the human beings I protected by defeating in one on one match turned around and used the metal weapons to abuse my body laughing at me for being a Sambo. If able to travel back in time with time travel machine I would represent myself singular and allow the 1,000,001 to continue to kill soldiers with metal weapons or tanks or airplanes. The Space Crafts was just pull complete tanks and airplanes to base of large magnetic around the earth. No allie that was not magnetic was found to be used to defeat even four Outer Space Aliens. No group, no unit, or single human being. I defeated them all my first attempt.

БОНЕС, look im sorry, and please PAY ATTENTION to what ive got to say. I was wrong, okay? I was wrong! I need you more than you need me, I need you WAY more than you need me! All right, I'm sorry! Man-man, I'm sorry I made disrespectful comments, and I'm sorry I made a poor attempt at trolling, and I... I'm-I'm sorry I'm probably the worst steam user in the world and, you know, you're way better off without me, you know? I just... I just need you to understand that I... I just... Sorry, бонес... I'm sorry....

Salutations fellow profile visitor,

From Janurary 20th, 2019 to Janurary 20st, 2023 are the spanning dates of which had been the longest layoff I've been off Steam (Exactly 4 Years). And the reason for this mysterious disapperance is that (Straight Forwardingly Told) I had gone through a metamorphosis of God's calling to awake me from the virulent slumber I was previuosly in and I knew deep down in my wretched soul I just had to answer forth back then for a better purpose (And Thank God For It!). So now that I have eagerly returned from a intrinsically-transcending life-changing journey, let me please be the first one to re-introduce myself in this new and improved state of mine to allow this greater version of Yours Truly to be presented to You, The World.

Choda, our best black friend...

we miss our jamal, don't we folks?

AITA for denting my girlfriend?

AITA? I (M48) threw my girlfriend (F19) a can of Mountain Dew Charged Cherry Burst Gamer Fuel, and it hit her in the head. I'm a baseball player (6'5" 197 lbs 3" flaccid), so I have a really strong pitch. Basically, her head is now dented in and she requires facial reconstructive surgery. But the thing is, she deleted my Minecraft save of a world I've been working on for 2 years now, so I kinda feel like it's at least even, if not her just being the arsehole entirely in this situation. So AITA here?

you are the exact person OP fears of meeting, thankfully most of us are at least somewhat tollerant. if you're so triggered someone else has dyed hair you ARE the psychiatrist lmao. have you ever heard of live and let live? sure x may not be for you, but someone else may like having/doing x. other people's lives won't harm your own. so sit the ♥♥♥♥ down <3

By the by... "Debate Extraordinaire!" is grammatically incorrect. I believe the turn of phrase you're looking for is "Debater Extraordinaire!" Otherwise you'd be correct. If you're wondering why it's grammatically incorrect.. It's because the root word of "extraordiniare" is "extraordinary." You wouldn't call me a "Debate Extraordinaire" for the same reason you wouldn't call an exceptional gardener a "garden extraordinaire." You're right to claim I am an extraordinary debater. I am not, however, an extraordinary debate.

Last night while at the local gas station I was exposed to someone who was there an hour before hand who was tested for Covid 19. This is a scary moment and I would like the members of the group to pray for me to make sure I missed out on it.
I love you guys

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+1 memecredit for this lord, may the memegods bless him with dankness

flex your muscles

Stop being in your own world and realise that games are taken seriously.They are considered a sport and people can make a living out them.If you want to cheat go play with yourself of be prepared to get banned.

oh wow look at me
i'm so sad
time to crawl into a man's urethra

i like a good mustache as well, honey bunny

Wow you play Ps4 ? More like pee s 4 because the only people that play are babies who pee in their diaper. Xbox is a real mans console. X rhymes with seX which is what i will be doing with your mom tonight you cuck

hahahaa stupid kid i ♥♥♥♥ ur mom so hard that she does not do the big bad ♥♥♥♥ and i then het d huuuge ♥♥♥ and she enjoy cuz ur the big stupid and you talk about gramar but you do the spelling of one word bad cause u r stupid as the ♥♥♥♥ big
kid shut up u think im 12 but im actually 15 and i am stronger than u n cen beat u up pls go lern istory cuz ur dimb as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

tvrtko je bio ilir i izgradio piramide da sakrije njegovo blago od 40 gadilion dukata

How hard is your breathing when you're typing?

I dont care if you are from Banja Luka or not I really dont care thats your privat life and I dont care about it well saying that Im not the birghest makes you even more stupid than before first every single idiot like you can lie about information thats why I dont care if you are or not the point is I want to learn you that if you want to test if someone is stupid or not its not in this way stupid head second you talk about autism hmmm dude just go and read your comments bone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and see who is autism every single person told you that dont make me go and read it one more time so I fell cringe as♥♥♥♥ + Its internet you dont need to use comas btw you spell it commas I can see how good you are you live in USA and still you suck as ♥♥♥♥ hahaha

lol, you actually believed I was from Banja Luka? you really aren't the brightest. I don't need any arguments, your autism is the proof. Just looking through your profile made me cringe. So pls, crawl to your little mountain ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and die.
p.s grammar isn't any better, use comas and proper tenses

Hello, I'm big Bosnian patriot but I don't live there because it sucks, I love my country tho.

15 years old first learn to read information you talk about grammar boy you cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read my grammar isnt taht bad just that your arguments are bad as ♥♥♥♥ thats the point look I can be a teacher ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you in bosnian past so ♥♥♥♥ off P.S Im not kid with 12 years that you can troll and send stuff on adress (; talk about grammar when you learn bosnian its funny that you dont know it but your parents are from Banja Luka get rekt

lmao, 12 yo thinking he's hard. Pls educate yourself and learn about your country's past.
P.s grammar needs improvement too

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ he want to send order to my adress stupid Serb nothing more to say and yes send it I will just show your acc and Its not hard to find your ip and show who really ordered the thing or stuff that you will send so if you really do send it I will make your life ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad as ♥♥♥♥ belive it

Teehee! They're probably brother and sister or something, making it nonsexual and silly.

Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my ♥♥♥♥ which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, then she put it in her hair and went "I'm Cameron Diaz!".

niko nevjeruje što je najgore, odem dole ćovjeće govorim onome šošonu reko aj majke ti bolan idi bacio ti se reko frajer.. on konta ja ga zajebajem ba.... bacio ti se frajer ja ga licno vidio kad je skocio popeo se odozgo bacio se kaze on meni kae hajd daj ba nemoj me zajebavat ... haj molim te trk samnom i ja ga ufatim vako za ruku i ???nk?? i gore trči ma nemogu da vjerujem. (pa jesili ga vidio kako izgleda)

pa kako izgleda e vako mu lobanja raspad sistema otiso na drugi svijet ... pozelio drugi svijet frajer. a ja .

Uzimam kesu, uzimam papir, gledam, prelazim preko ulice, kako zabacujem kesu vidim frajera pogledam slucajno gore u Avaz vidim frajera kako skace, al znas kako skace on, isto ko da skace u bazen ba ćoeće, baš ono hop.
Ufati vako jaknu valjda mu vjetar zna . to. ode jakna. Aa Aa Aa na po glasa mu puce ... stade mu glas onaj... na po onaj sprata stade mu glas.

Brate eno dole đe onaj motor, kad sam ćuo kad je puklo. gotovo. mrtav čovjek.

Govorim ba ljudima i tebi isto govorim zovi ba policiju zovi policiju ne mogu da vjerujem niko nece da.

im only 20 iq pts behind a man (einstein) who debunked the majority of physics by thinking about trains. And seeing as physics deals with true complexity and other science do not, its even more reasonable for a 140 to be able to trash your kind than it was for a 160 to trash physics ;)
if ur iq was above 140 u wouldnt be as butthurt about the concept of a 140 hyp grad lurking this beta barn..
so the logical conclusion is that ur iq is lower than 140 (possibly much lower)

if you met me in real life you would instantly be blown into a world where all that mattered was getting me to acknowledge your existence and even hopefully be your friend... But i would probably find you to be a desperately uninteresting person and want you to exit my awareness as fast as possible.

honestly if i woke up one morning and for some reason my thinking capacity had devolved to your level, it would take me less than 5 min to run to the kitchen and slit my throat...

No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other ♥♥♥♥. Anything less than $20, and I'll just ♥♥♥ in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because ♥♥♥♥ you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their ♥♥♥♥ in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my ♥♥♥♥ became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ his tight little juicy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my ♥♥♥ and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my ♥♥♥♥. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life.

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gazim po krvi
svuda sam prvi

kupujem prodajem

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hello aunty!

autism

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Happy 7 month anniversary! *huggles *

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XD

maybe go ask naruto for help, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb

salty x2

-Rep After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

This is gonna be a long story.

>playing tf2
>server filled with little brats
>get really horny
>decude to lube up my small mic and shove it in my ass whike I turn up the volume all the way up
>the vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly
>i start to moan loudly as i begin to masturbate like crazy
>they start a shouting match over something retarded, think it was minecraft youtuber or some ♥♥♥♥, cant remember.
>the shouts begin to massage my prostate
>i begin to fap harder as their loud voices made me reach climax
>suddenly a little boy playing scout approaches me and asks why im moaning
>he goes up to me and whispers loudly "Please, stop it, STOP IT, STOP IT!!!!''
>his mere words begin to tap my prostate
>i yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME ♥♥♥"
>he does until i bust the biggest and best nut of my life that hits my ♥♥♥ rag
>i decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel
>he thanks me
>i say "oh no, THANK you."

You guys should really try it out

Nobody sent me, I just wanted to point out how sad your life is

Aww, that's cute. He's sicced his dog on me. Guess I triggered him.

dumb woman ♥♥♥♥ my head

My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable. I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try. My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed. Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? If so, why?