You're a supercritical nuclear reactor and i'm a long, sleek, hard control rod made of indium, silver and gadolinium. I quickly insert myself into your hot mass of fissioning uranium and plutonium, adsorbing all of your neutrons (both fast and slow), stopping your chain reaction faster than you can moan. As your power exponentially decays I go deeper and deeper into your core as the coolant that immerses both of us carries away your waste heat. I have absolute control over you, turning you from a hot and nasty super critical atomic pile to a nice submissive core with a k_eff < 1. I have absolute control over you, and you know it. I was made for this job and deep down inside you want it. While this is happening, engineers, technicians, and reactor physics all watch in silence as the head reactor operator announces that the reactor SCRAM was a success.

I’m a huge fan of paying for sex. It’s a primordial transaction, fair for both sides. I’ve got cash, I want to sling some yogurt... you need cash, you’ve got the goods. Nothing more refreshing than a young entrepreneurial woman who knows how to work a pole (my pole).

I’m a successful businessman and 6’5” 232 lbs shredded year round (I have a full-time chef and dietician). My chef is named Sarah, and my dietician is a spicy chica named Marisa. They work together to ensure my body receives the exact amount of each macronutrient and micronutrient it needs. I have mentioned their names to point out that I regularly ♥♥♥♥ Marisa and Sarah, sometimes together. I have between 1-3 girlfriends at any time, and every woman I sling yogurt on is objectively an 8.5 or higher (though I rarely dip below 9.2). Marisa is a 9.5, while Sarah is just an 8.6.

Safe to say I don’t have trouble bedding women. I cheat on my girlfriends a few times per week with escorts and random models. Pole dancers often display great mobility & dexterity, with a unique skill set that allows them to execute daring sexual positions. I love that ♥♥♥♥ 👍🏻💦💦.

Half the reason I train as hard as I do is to be able to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for hours each day. And in fact, the athletic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I do can be utilized as cardio as long as I maintain a heart rate between 136-158 BPM.

You’re looking solid young man, I’d advise you to start slapping skin with floozies who are willing to throw some neck and clap some cheeks for cash. It will take the edge off and help you relax during prep, and you’re looking slightly watery so the extra calories burned will help you cut faster.

you know why im a misogynist? because all mosquitos that bite are female. and thats just an allegory for how females latch on to you, drain you of everything that they can and then fly away, getting away with it all because nature and in this case the system has given them the means to do so. ♥♥♥♥ females